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I thought it was worth getting some condoms, because … you know … it’s Christmas party season, and you never know when you’re gonna run out of balloons.
Stephen Merchant on The Podfather: Part 2: Thanksgiving

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Spending any length of time with you is one of the most unbearable things I’ve had to do… it’s like .. hell… You are the sort of man who gets bored drinking a glass of water, because it’s not flavourful enough…That’s one of the reasons I hate you.
Steve on the annoyingness that is Ricky Gervais

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